I'll be there

When you cant decide if you want black forest chocolate or fruit and nut...I will help you decide

When you drink a bit to much and start crying because you didn't fulfill your dream of being a rock star...I will be crying with you because I didn't fufill my dreams of ruling the world.

When you want to do a drive by but to ashamed to ask anyone to go with you...I will already be shoving you in the car with a destination already in place

When your heart gets broken into little pieces...I will be there in a flash with kfc, ice cream, ciggies and wine saying "that bastard, don't worry I'll give him a big upper cut"

When you want to dance on table tops screaming at the top of your lungs" I love this song"....I will be there right next to you dancing on the table with my hands in the air trying to look like a dancer from Chris browns video clip

When you want to wear a crop top with opague tights because miranda kerr was wearing it...I'll be there to slap some sense into you.

When you are laughing so hard you can't breathe...I will be laughing/ snorting with you .

When you are singing out of tune on singstar and making everyone cringe when you try it hit the high notes...I will be your back up dancer doing the shimmy with jazz hands.

When you just want to sit in silence ....I will be there sitting in silence with you.

When you feel like your world is crumbling around you and that you can't cope anymore...I'll be there to pick you up.

And when the years are showing on your face and your strongest days are gone, I will be there with you all wrinkly playing last card saying "shit we had a great life"